I have a question. What idiot would pay $1,000,000 to see someone do one of the above-described acts? It would have to be a real sicko; a real stupid sicko.

 

Well to gross y'all out some more...here are a few things that I took into account while laughing about it trying to decide.

When eating the log, there's no way to forget how disgusting it is 'cause you'd be chewing. That in itself would drive me insane. On top of that you must consider what the person who left you the doo-doo pie ate the previous night. I mean...not to get too graphical...but a lotta corn could REALLY be a tough go. (Okay...enough log talk...)

Now when you think about the diarrhea, it's not like you can just gulp it down in a couple seconds. This isn't a shot here...it's 8 fluid ounces. That's 2/3's of a can of pop. Sure some people can chug that...but the properties of diarrhea usually leave it as more a semi-solid than pure liquid. Kind of like...well...like a Slurpee I guess. But warm...REALLY warm. As far as color goes...I guess it's just run of the mill "Stomach Flew Diarrhea." But you have to fully ingest it. Meaning swallow and at best you can have a chaser with it. Fruit Punch, Pepsi or anything. In my case I'd take a gallon of bleach/Listerine mix to feel a little cleaner. Couple Mentos sticks too...

So yeah...I dunno...I'm still kinda confused, but I'm leanin' towards the log. But I'm still not sure. I mean...it's a lotta cash...but that's a whole lotta nasty too.

Regarding the kid who ate the doggie pile...well I suppose it's better than being a paraplegic. I don't know what kinda sick f*ck would pay to watch this...but I imagine they'd be friends with the same crowd that came up with this...

 

Just out of curiosity, How old are you? I'm being serious.

 

23. I'm being serious.

 

ok, good. I was expecting around 35. Thank God it wasn't. About the question, The log is the best choice I think. I'd do it in a second if I was ensured the money. The pain will only last a few seconds while the money will last a lot longer.

Something like this is just to sloopy for me

I wouldn't be much against eating something like this

 

YUK!!!THATS FREAKIN' SICK!!!

 

ace039, how old are you, seriously?

You would actually eat shit for ONE million dollars? Don't you have any pride? Do you want to be known as a Shit eater? You'll take the phrase 'eat shit' literally? That's pretty sad.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by teqneek
[B]ace039, how old are you, seriously?

You would actually eat shit for ONE million dollars?

 

Fine, but what will you do when one day yer kids grow up and ask you how you got the car, or you run into some old highschool friends who ask you how you got a hunk of cash... what is your answer going to be? "I ate shit."

Labels lose their meaning and respect with time as a car like a Spider never do.

As long as you have that car, people and yourself will be reminded about how you acquired it... I don't see how you would be proud of that...

 

Is it your own shit? for a million I'd eat my own shit. Take a local anaesthetic (think homer simpson when he ate cheif wiggum's chili at the cookoff) so u can't taste and then chop the log into small pieces and just drop them down your throat. no chewing involved. a 6" log would make 3 2" pieces to swallow. then mouthwash for the rest of the day. by the time the anaesthetic wears off you'll most likely not be able to taste very much at all and you'd be a million bucks richer