The Reason None Of Us at S2KI Need a BMW
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The Reason None Of Us at S2KI Need a BMW
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse who loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW.
Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW.
Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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I never saw that one coming. Here's one for all of you fella's out there that don't like to pay your bills.
There was a knight that was a servant to the king. The knight was in love with the queen and desired to put his face in her breast. But of course he knew that this would never happen. The knight was good friends with the kings doctor and told him of his infactuation with the queen's breats. The doctor told the knight that he could give him his wish, but it would cost him 100 gold coins. The knight quickly accepted. The next day, the doctor slipped an itching powder into the queens bra. The queen complained to the king about the itching and summoned the king's doctor. The doctor stated that only a special saliva could cure the itch and that the knight was the only one in the whole kingdom who tested postive for this saliva. The doctor said that the process of licking the itching area for 4 hours would cure the queen. The doctor gave the knight the antedote and told him to put it in his mouth. The knight was summoned and had the time of his life. The next day, the doctor requested pay for his work. The knight knew that the doctor could never tell the king of this and told him to get lost. The next day, the doctor put the itching power in the kings loin cloth... after which, the knight was summoned.
The morale of the story... pay your bills!!!
There was a knight that was a servant to the king. The knight was in love with the queen and desired to put his face in her breast. But of course he knew that this would never happen. The knight was good friends with the kings doctor and told him of his infactuation with the queen's breats. The doctor told the knight that he could give him his wish, but it would cost him 100 gold coins. The knight quickly accepted. The next day, the doctor slipped an itching powder into the queens bra. The queen complained to the king about the itching and summoned the king's doctor. The doctor stated that only a special saliva could cure the itch and that the knight was the only one in the whole kingdom who tested postive for this saliva. The doctor said that the process of licking the itching area for 4 hours would cure the queen. The doctor gave the knight the antedote and told him to put it in his mouth. The knight was summoned and had the time of his life. The next day, the doctor requested pay for his work. The knight knew that the doctor could never tell the king of this and told him to get lost. The next day, the doctor put the itching power in the kings loin cloth... after which, the knight was summoned.
The morale of the story... pay your bills!!!
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