Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and
the deer is in sight.

When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always
has the right of way.

Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask
her to bring back beer.

Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.