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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 09:25 AM
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, even he himself could not eat it?
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 09:28 AM
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Wow, as melon scratchers go... that's a honey doodle!
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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Absolutely not! Jesus would microwave the burrito so hot that not even a burrito could handle the totally awesomeness; it would simply explode. Even if the burrito didn't explode (READ: impossible), Jesus would sip the holy water and be totally fine.

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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 10:10 AM
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Would Jesus put hot sauce on the burrito?
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 12:17 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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would jesus need a microwave???
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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Would he pay attention to this thread???
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Originally Posted by THEOLDMAN,Feb 18 2006, 03:15 PM
Would he pay attention to this thread???
Jesus pays attention to EVERYTHING

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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 06:07 PM
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Chuck Norris could eat it.


[Chuck Norris Fact # Eleventy Billion]Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 06:28 PM
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[chuck norris fact] Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck norris turned that wine into beer.[/chuck norris fact]

but no ,no he couldnt. his mouth is made of adamantium, or so i've heard.
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