Jesus's mouth isn't affected by heat, so no, he couldn't nuke a burrito too hot. Which sucks when we all get high together, and he's all like, "try these poppers, they're awesome," and we all fry the crap out of our mouth, and he just sits there howling in laughter. Then he heals us, and we all pass the bowl again (it never seems to get cashed !?!).

I did see him one time make a burrito so big he couldn't pick it up with one hand, though

 

He could make it so hot He could burn himself, but it would not hurt Him.

 

Yea he can, but it isn't for him. It's for GW Bush.

 

never ending bowl

instead of feed the 5000 it's bake out the 5000

 

bean or beef?

 

yes

 

No way

 

 

in before the lock