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Old Oct 14, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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put itching powder on your clothes. And if she asks you WTF? Just say you haven't washed it since the last time "she" wore it.
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Old Oct 14, 2007 | 09:33 PM
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what about putting stuff in the shampoo which will cause her hair to change or loose its color? i am sure she'd love a nice orange/brown/white hairstyle. :evil:

or even better... how about about putting dead mice in the bottles of body wash? i am sure she'd love a nice mouse scrub.

...of couse be sure to leave a note attached to the tail telling her to stop stealing your shit and hinting you have sabotaged all of your other products and that you know she is stealing etc. etc.
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Old Oct 14, 2007 | 10:24 PM
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Let's see...

-Refilling personal items with corn oil
-Cutting her sandals so she injures herself
-Stealing her clothing

You're a moron.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:48 AM
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haha nice replies, even after what she has done, Im still feeling pretty bad for retaliating. After changing all my locks, missing items have since stopped disapearing. It was just the cell phone thing that really pissed me off.

My girlfriend lives with me, so my sister has been wearing my girl's clothes, not mine. Mine however, have probably ended up in some of her guy friend's closets. Keep in mind, a few items missing here and there is no big deal, but some of the stuff recovered has added up to $2000.

The problem is pretty much solved, but my last act of "MORONic" cruelty, will be the pee/cornoil solution. While i feel bad for doing it, she keeps using my soap after telling her not too.(it's all hers now..hehe)

call me a moron, immature,cruel, or just plain idiotic, it doesn't really matter. I have done what I've done, and there's no turning back. I made this post for your enertainment and hope everyone enjoyed it or got angered by it. As long as there is a reaction, than this post was worth it.

In response to a few earlier replies, I will not move out of my moms house until i get at least my bachelors, which will be when I turn 24. As lame as that may be to you, I have a perfectly good relationship with my family and am happy living with them.
This sister situation isn't that big of a deal, just an annoyance. To meet my finiancial goals in the future, I believe that moving out now would make my goals unattainable for me. I have a beautiful gf, two cars, 2 bikes, my own garage, a sweet wardrobe, lots of toys,livable income, and a higher future net worth; what will moving out now and renting an apartment offer me?, only less of what I already have. I think I'll keep the umbilical cord a little bit longer and wait for that placenta to come out before i say goodbye to mommy.

Does anyone wanna see the pic of the bodywash bottle? The different densities of the corn oil and urine have caused them to seperate, but we will see if she notices soon enough.

Thanks everyone for the entertainment, this post has been fun.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 02:01 AM
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You need to seriously grow up bro,I stopped petty crap like that with my sister way before my 18th birthday.

Whats a bottle of body wash cost $3-$5 bucks?Just buy 2 bottles, for God sakes your pissing in a bodywash bottle.


Sounds like your prioritys are way outta whack bro.

Everything you completely own Is a depreciating asset, why not Invest into a appreciataing asset?
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 07:25 AM
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DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

HAHAHAHAHA. Hey man, if she doesnt learn enough is enough, then by all means, do what you gotta do.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Impulse147,Oct 15 2007, 02:01 AM
Everything you completely own Is a depreciating asset, why not Invest into a appreciataing asset?


For the past few months, my sister has been stealing clothes from my room(a few thousand dollars worth)
That said, in terms of your sister, the chances are she may have a compulsion she can't control. If you're a real big brother, get her help.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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thats what my IRA, and Index Funds are providing. That's all I can pretty much do until I start my career. I have my life planned out, but I'm only 22;I'm still young and it will take ME a while before I reach all my goals. I don't plan on skimping on life now, so that I can enjoy superficial things later when I'm old, I'd rather have some of those things now, and some of it later. I know my "Things" are depreciating and I knew that when i bought them, but they are toys. They were properly saved for and the benefits of those depreciating items out weighed the benefits of the oppurtunity to invest. You might have become a "man" when you turned 22 or whatever, but I still consider myself a kid. I have big plans for the future, and it requires me to stay at home to reduce costs.

By the way, this thread is starting to get off topic, but oh well, I don't mind the lectures.

8d_in_trunk- I might have made it sound that she is a major clepto ,and for that I apologize. Minus the phone incident, she has taken about ten items of clothing. Nothing too major, but still annoying. I feel the pranks I have done are harmless, and have since stopped doing them.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 09:42 AM
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Dude.... Nair in the shampoo.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 09:47 AM
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update:

The pee/oil solution was a little too far for me. I think the little kid in me got too excited with all these pranks. I have thrown away the soap. Sorry if i disapointed some of you, I couldn't go through with it.
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