Geez I started the first Target thread and I got a reply from Target that I should have posted but I was already bored with it. They said they give $2 mill to charity every week, yada yada........


I like Santa. I have lots of good memories as a kid of seeing Santa. Even as a kid I think I knew he was not real because he was at every mall and always was a different guy and was too damn fat to fit down a chimney. But kids need good fun memories from their childhood. Even if the memories are total bs, they will be glad they have them later.

I am a big spirit of Christmas guy. Best time of the year. I will probably watch the Peanuts Christmas and Rudolf special until I am 90.

Yukon Cornelious and the Abomnible Snowman rock.

 

Hey I believe in Santa!

 

exceltoexcel, you're a dumb.

For starters, it's Santa Claus, not Clause. Unless of course you're referring to a particular section of a legal document.

Landover Baptist is a humor site, not unlike the Onion. It makes light of the idiotic way of thinking Christians tend to share. I was hoping you were just sharing a laugh with the rest of us, but in reading some of your other posts (yes your Target rant too), you seem to be one of the faithful. Can you honestly tell me you think all pedophiles are homosexuals and vice-versa?

Don't even get me started on your spelling and grammar.

 

I don't even bother to use the spell check, obviously I could care less about my spelling.

When did I say all pedophiles are homosexual?

I never said that! Look over the posts! At least get your facts straight about my jokes.

Where on gods green earth did you get that bs?

You can rib me but at least make it fun.

Dude you understand that landover baptist is a humor site yet you post this as a response?

WTF?

This is a internet forum not a english class room and it's an off-topic forum for that matter.

Life's too short to be so uptight. Relax and laugh most of the other responses seem to understand that this is funny. However you have a right to wear panties!

SATAN Klause seance tit seens to brother your so many.

 

Right here:

Do you even read what you post?

I post because all your other contributions to this site make you out to be some bible-thumping, bush-supporting, homo-hating, right-wing stereotype and I just had to know for sure.

 

It never says pedophile just that he's a pervert.

Being called a pervert doesn't mean you're a pedophile

Often times people tend to project a different meaning to what was said.

This can make one have the ccompletely wrong impression.

That wrong impression makes for humor as well

I'll break it down for everyone that doesn't seem to understand humor.

Do you really think this guy is a pervert?

If so how can you tell? Is it that satan loving costume he's wearing.

I would think that he is a pervert if he was really grabbing his crotch, however his hand is really resting on his thigh but we project that he's grabbing his balls after it was suggested that he's grabbing himself.

Since Santas ain't supposed to grab themselves some people would get a little smile or maybe a laugh out of that. Now if Santa really was making sexual motions to children NO ONE would find that funny, well except the sickos. Since this isn't really happening it's okay to laugh!

Now my guess is that this Santa isn't really drunk, what do you think?

If the Santa was really drunk and say beat the crap out of the stuffed reindeer -- wait see that should be funny, the thought that is -- but if he really did that in real life in front of the children scaring them then that would not be funny

Now if someone really did assume that Santa is a homosexual out of shear ignorance that would be bad. We would feel for the poor ignorant bastard. But note that it was never said that he was gay just that he was "likely to be gay" think archie bunker, the ignorance of prejudism is funny.

Also that text if from the site, I didn't write it. So I didn't say what was never said and as you can see it's pretty funny.


I am a republican. Note not all republicans are homophobic, bible-thumpers but what a nice stereotype you've found. Is it alright for you to make that comment because you're a right wing liberal pot smoking draft dodging poor blah blah blah. I don't really care if you are. My point is this, one can attack ideas and things but shouldn't attack people on an individual level. No need for any apology because I didn't take it as a personal attack, unfortunately other people do and I have to change my writing style so that people understand that I'm not talking about them. So for people who dress up as Santa I'm not making fun of you only the idea of a corrupt Santa. Especially drunk evil Santas.

I'm not offended in the least but if your trying to say that someone is insensitive to the rights and feelings of others you shouldn't be exhibiting the same behavior that you're complaining about.

I'm serious I'm not offended. If we were in the same room you and I would probably have more than a few laughs between us.

I'm a joker and if I offend you you're taking me way too seriously.


Note: I don't think bible thumpers are going to find landoverbaptist very funny.

I also don't think Christians think idiotically. I do think some people take life too seriously and need to chill da fvck out.

Oh yeah Satan lovers have a right to think and say what they want as well as anyone else, so if anyone here is a satan lover I hope I didn't offend you by comparing Santa to Satan

 

have to disagree with you on this one exceltoexcel

here's Santa driving his S last week

 

 

What?? Santa isn't real??