The British Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer or senior enlisted man who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. Those applying got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $76,000.The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Sergeant Major who'd been in her Majesty's service forever. When asked where he would like to be measured, the Sargeant replied "From the tip of me Pecker to my the back of my balls." The medical officer arrived and instructed the Sergeant Major to drop 'em, which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the penis and began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Sargeant, where are your testicles?" The old Sergeant Major saluted and replied "Basra, Iraq, sir!"

 

nice.

 

lol nice, heard it before, but still good