****ing Chuck Norris

 

Dodgeball?

Don't they call it Smear The Queer anymore?

My sons are ages 9 & 7, part of their weekly allowance is based on how many push ups and sit ups they do. The 9 year old sports the start of a six pack. You should see the fat pigs in their classes (private school). They seem to get it from their parents. You either see trophy replacement wives or the original wives all sporting the fat women shorts those god awful Capri pants.

 

Here in PA "smear the queer" was with a football and you basically just ran around like retard trying not to get tackled.

Dodgeball was with the kickballs and you had 2 teams.....

There are very few moms in my area that are even remotely attractive.... the big long double chin is soo hot!!!

 

You sir are a model parent. That's a great idea, I'll keep that in mind for the day I'm blessed (cursed) with children of my own.

 

That's brilliant