A bloke walks into a Glasgow

library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll not bring it back!"

 

2/10.

 

lol, 6/10.

But whats with the unnecessary accent?

 

4/10 had to re read cause of the accent

 

That was so terrible, I think it gave me Cancer.