Secret weapon to a fussing baby

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Oct 12, 2004 | 09:05 PM

#11

WPS

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From: THEST1G

i heard a vacuum cleaner does the same job

baby's first bj

Oct 13, 2004 | 08:45 AM

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vader1

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From: MAHT-O-MEDI

How bout a good whack on the skull with a maglite?
A shot of whiskey?
A taser?

I don't have kids but I hear those work.

Oct 13, 2004 | 11:31 AM

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The Gasman

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Originally Posted by steve c,Oct 12 2004, 08:37 PM

I put the kid in the turbo and accelerate hard a few times, puts her to sleep right away.

Do you put her in the intake or exhaust?

Oct 13, 2004 | 02:10 PM

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RiceBurnerTX

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My folks used to give my brother lemons....they'd tell him it was an orange, worked every time, and the face he would make when he bit into it was PRICELESS!

Oct 13, 2004 | 09:38 PM

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2kturkey

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Originally Posted by mingster,Oct 13 2004, 02:34 PM

Alas, the ultimate weapon to calm a fussing baby is a good car ride

True, but you have to avoid traffic lights. Our son would settle as soon as we started driving and then start screaming again as soon as we stopped for a traffic light.