Serious question about dying and bodyfat
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Serious question about dying and bodyfat
A buddy of mine thinks he may die soon and wants to be absolutely shredded for his funeral (it's open casket). He's always been the huge bulky type guy (he's 287lbs at ~17%BF). He's inviting a ton of people to his funeral, including ex gf's and some other hot chicks he just met, and want their jaws to hit the floor when they see him at 4% bodyfat. He's worried that when he dies he will lose a lot of his gains and his muscle will breakdown and fade away.
He wants to know if he will end up looking all watery and bloated by the time the funeral starts? He's thinking the quickest he can have the funeral is 72 hrs after his death
He's also worried about his tan fading by the time the funeral starts but I told him it should be fine and if it fades I can rub some bronzer on him.
He wants to know if he will end up looking all watery and bloated by the time the funeral starts? He's thinking the quickest he can have the funeral is 72 hrs after his death
He's also worried about his tan fading by the time the funeral starts but I told him it should be fine and if it fades I can rub some bronzer on him.
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From: Doh!!
so he wants to impress girls after he's dead? Is he hoping they're necrophiliacs?
also, how does he know that he'll die? Tupac style? that seems to be the only way to keep your physique. Just make sure the shooter doesn't aim for his face.
lastly, WTF!
also, how does he know that he'll die? Tupac style? that seems to be the only way to keep your physique. Just make sure the shooter doesn't aim for his face.
lastly, WTF!
