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Old Jun 1, 2003 | 01:29 AM
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Have heard lots of different ways, but whats the quickest way to get clean - lots of cranberry juice?

Got a job interview coming up, think they do a test.

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Old Jun 1, 2003 | 07:36 PM
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SKuzz man thats a huge sig. Drink lots of water and excersize a lot. The THC gets stored in your fat. If you've been for a while, you'll probably need some time to clean it out.
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Old Jun 2, 2003 | 04:30 AM
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More and more companies (like the one I work for) clip off a lock of hair and have it tested. If you've been doin' something since that hair has been growing (several months), it will show up in the test. If you're shaved, they will go for armpits or pubic hair. One guy tried to make a point by shaving every hair off his body before testing. They scraped off his fingernails and used that.
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Old Jun 2, 2003 | 05:01 AM
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Depening upon body fat THC stays for about 7 days. Other items leave in 24 to 48 hours. Just remember your hair grows at about 1/2 inch per month.
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Old Jun 2, 2003 | 06:44 AM
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Skuzzy,

Most head shops will carry, or know of someone who carries, commercial solutions that either A) mask the happy substance metabolites in your system, or B) flush them out of your system. Ask around and see what you can find.

slalom44 is right, though, if they test hair, then there's no easy way around that. Also, I'm pretty sure THC stays in your system for longer than 7 days. Of course, it does gradually decrease in concentration over time, so the main concern would be how high the concentration is at the time of the test versus how high a concentration the test detects...so it doesn't all have to be gone in order to pass the test. Just do whatever you can to speed up your metabolism and thereby lower the concentration, and hope they don't test the hair. Other substances shouldn't be a huge concern, since they leave the system a good deal quicker than THC.

Good luck...
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Old Jun 2, 2003 | 03:25 PM
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skuzz




You're screwed
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Old Jun 2, 2003 | 04:05 PM
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Hoonda;
the link in your signature line is a hoot! I haven't laughed so long in a long time!!
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Old Jun 2, 2003 | 08:35 PM
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Well guys, I was going to go apply for a job at blockbuster, but as I got to talking with the guy who asked me to apply he said they test all employees without notice a couple times a year....he had to clean up his act.

I didnt apply.

weed
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Old Jun 3, 2003 | 08:01 AM
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Good call! Who needs a job when you've got bowls to toke? Keep on smokin'...

That seems kind of odd, though, that they would do periodic testing at Blockbuster's. Was this retail or corporate?
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Old Jun 3, 2003 | 09:41 AM
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Retail; it seems their munchies inventory kept getting lower without any recorded sales...
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