They're (the two topics) are within spitting distance.

The issue is, no matter what women say, they have subconsciously decided within the first 5 minutes whether or not you're sexually compatible. The only reason you go up or down thereafter is either:

1. Their inner voice won't shut up.

2. You've done something stupid, like talking.

Regardless:

 

A man riding his s2000 was riding along a California beach when
suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The young fella pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think
of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
required to reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The young fella thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand our wives(girlfriends); I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

 

I havent picked up a chick with my S2000 or any of the other cars Ive owned before but I have damn for sure been approached while driving them... I usually just smile, wave and go on my way or if its a Neon full of fat chicks (which has happened) I just downshift and haul ass.

 

my m3 is just dirty cuz it's my daily driver.

my gf wants me to paint my car to HOT PINK and get automatic tranny and give that to her. she wants a CUTE car.

 

I was actually kidding...but thanks for the tips!

Some additional tips:

1. Always look cheerful (but no retarded smile) if you notice a girl near your car and your walking towards it. You don't want to seem unapproachable by sticking a pissed off face (or even an emotionless face) around.

2. Always make eye contact. This is no time to be checking out the girl. They'll get grossed out. Use your peripherals if you hadn't spotted her earlier.

3. If they comment on your car, give a polite thank you and do not proceed to talk about your car. She doesn't really care. Ask her simple questions like "how are you today?" and then "do you live around here?" just to get in and see if she's willing to stick around.

4. If your picking the girl from the parking lot up for a date, she might complain about the transmission bulge on the passenger side. I've gotten waaaaaaay too many of these annoying remarks. Acknowledge it and move onto another topic. No need to dwell on it or give her your s2ki expertees and explain to her why it's there (she doesn't care).

5. Keep all condoms in your secret compartment. Girls might snoop around and look in the glove compartment. One girl discovered mine once. She wasn't very pleased. I think it's mainly because I'm Asian and I can only get Asian girls. They tend to be prudes or closet whores. Either way, a condom during the meet and greet will be the last time you see it that night.

 

[QUOTE=8D_In_Trunk,May 4 2007, 11:26 AM]

Seriously, just say "Hello," and "Lovely Day (or something like that)."

 

1. Obviously, you don't directly say "Lovely Day." The point is, stick to small talk

2. No compliments!!!! Most women are starving for the compliment you're not going to give. You have to be the slot machine that keeps them coming back. You compliment them in "round 2," and bonus points if you can use back-handed compliments (that's another thread entirely).

My game isn't suspect, it's just I'm the a-hole that the girls complain about to the nice guy.

 

Recently, I've been picking up quite a few...

 

in your mini cooper?

 

OWNED!