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Sex In The S2k

Old Aug 21, 2001 | 10:49 PM
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it's not that bad in a maxima...
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Old Aug 21, 2001 | 11:06 PM
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Andy, are you not a Brit? I thought we were all supposed to do it in the missionary position with the lights out

You are giving away the secrets now
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 12:26 AM
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Why don't you get a minivan. And be careful out there.
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 04:40 AM
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[inside s2kdays joke]
FYI, if you are about to have sex in your s2k, and you are within say, 25 miles of a certain Texan who owns a red s2k, be assured that you will not be having sex in your s2k, and there is a high probability you will loose a pair of shoes.
[/inside s2kdays joke]
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 04:56 AM
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For more info try

www.sexinastooka.com


It has definately helped my marriage. But don't tell my wife.
In case you read this, "Just kidding, Deer".
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 05:26 AM
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it can be done in the stook...creatively though...doubt it with the top up though...that would be quite a feat
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 05:43 AM
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Originally posted by NJTom2000
[inside s2kdays joke]
FYI, if you are about to have sex in your s2k, and you are within say, 25 miles of a certain Texan who owns a red s2k, be assured that you will not be having sex in your s2k, and there is a high probability you will loose a pair of shoes.
[/inside s2kdays joke]
Awwww, Tom, did something happen to put a damper on your fun in Asheville?? Shame on Joe S2k (Texan, red s2k?) for raining on your parade!
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 06:03 AM
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Take a blanket and do it just outside of the car. You can admire her and the car at the same time!!
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 06:36 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by joe_s2k
[B]It has definately helped my marriage.
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Old Aug 22, 2001 | 06:45 AM
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Okay, this is my personal experience ... Won't go further about that but it's not that hard, maybe cause I'm not big in size. Anyway, I don't know if it's been covered before. Simple and quite a good feat if anyone is watching. Found a nice stretch in a park with no one ... Had the top down, hopped over to the passenger side ... with me sitting down first, she then sits above me facing the airbag, lifts her skirt up while I move her satin g-string aside and just let it slide.

Okay, I suppose you can figure the rest out. It's not that hard to do and the adjustable gas suspension holds up quite well. No springing up and down or so even with extreme force. But cleaning up is quite a chore if you don't wear rubber. Hah! This sounds like some porn core erotic story. I wonder if it will be deleted or not. Hey, at least I have a warning / disclaimer about such posts sooner or later. I gave ample of notice prior, just could not resist posting some decent experience and exposure.

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