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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 10:19 PM
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1. Get up.
2. Grab the Jimmy Hat
3. Fish the tobasco bottle out of my jacket.
4. Throw a couple of drops in the Jimmy Hat
5. Toss it out.
6. Shower, or at least, towl off Big Jim and The Twins.
7. Kiss her on the forehead.
8. Go.
9. 7-11 run if necessary.
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 17 2007, 04:19 PM
4. Throw a couple of drops in the Jimmy Hat
5. Toss it out.
LMFAO!!!!!
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 04:36 AM
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1. Call a cab
2. Turn on video games
3. Tell her to make me a sandwich
4. Ignore her until the cab come
5. Swear you'll call her in the morning
6. Call her best friend/sister/mom to see if they want to "hang out"
7. Repeat
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 06:21 AM
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1. Fall asleep
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 07:16 AM
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Take a piss or do it again once or twice, fall asleep like a baby... Morning wood, do it again.
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 07:22 AM
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grab a highball of scotch....
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Apr 16 2007, 05:45 PM
no thats natural. your body wants to clean everything out to stave off infection
I HAVE to piss, then jump into the shower
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 07:55 AM
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At night: Sleep.


During the day:

1. Piss
2. Drink hard liquor
3. log on to S2ki/Videogame until shes done making me my sammich!


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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Dizings2k,Apr 17 2007, 08:55 AM
1. Piss
2. Drink hard liquor
3. log on to S2ki/Videogame until shes done making me my sammich!


not a sandwich, but a sammich
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Old Apr 17, 2007 | 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by huyngiang,Apr 16 2007, 08:48 PM
w/ a gf...

1. swallow
2. piss
3a. cuddle/sleep
3b. or go at it again and this time, try to last more than 5 mins.

w/ a ho...

1. swallow
2. get dress
3. tell her "there's the door"

just what are you swallowing in step 1?
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