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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 07:20 AM
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urination after ejaculation is very common, you don't have to rely on the intetnet, it's a pretty well known fact for most. It will not however keep you from infections of any sort (obviously) --on the other hand, who's to say it wouldn't reduce the chances?
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 07:29 AM
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I got blunts rolled for before AND after, fuk that!
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by other_vortechs2k,Apr 17 2007, 11:26 AM
just what are you swallowing in step 1?
Maybe his "dates" are giving him snowballs.
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 09:18 AM
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Get dressed and go to work
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 09:20 AM
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Ever fall asleep and skip the after piss, then when you wake up, you realize you're a little plugged up, so you give it a little extra push at the can and KERPOWWW! ?
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Mindcore,Apr 18 2007, 09:20 AM
Ever fall asleep and skip the after piss, then when you wake up, you realize you're a little plugged up, so you give it a little extra push at the can and KERPOWWW! ?
been there, done that.
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 10:42 AM
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I have that experience all the time Mindcore..

Thats why she cleans the toilet so often.. I piss all over it at 3AM with my eyes closed!

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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 09:01 PM
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The Jim Carey "Me, Myself, and Irine" urination dance! FTW
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Old Apr 23, 2007 | 11:19 AM
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look out for the husband.


shower and smoke and fall asleep. wtf, peanut butter.
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Old Apr 23, 2007 | 11:36 AM
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1. Turn off camera
2. Watch
3. Repeat.
4. Put on internet without her consent.
5. Offoer oral as restitution.
6. Repeat.
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