300 should be good for well over an hour to 2 hours. I wouldn't advise him staying longer since he might self combust!

Just make sure you get a dance from a girl you like....remember, Groovy, if the dancer doesn't float your boat...just say no, I am waiting for my drink or some other excuse...and then when you see someone you like...flag her down. She knows what to do so just sit back and relax. Trust me...they are pros.

 

Or if the stripper thinks your cute or something then you will get an added bonus. Just remember to look nice and you might get something extra on the side. The last time I went to a strip club I was pretty high and this one stripper thought I was cute and she jumped on me and knocked me down and gave me a free lap dance.

BTW, if a stripper asks you for a lap dance, just say its your first time being here and you dont know how much it is (which for you it really is) and they will most likely give you a lap dance for free. Worked for me quite a few times

 

IS I CANZ HAV SECKSIE TEIM WIT TEH GIRLZ??

 

 

This is a good tip.

Dress nice....not fancy. A pair of khakis and polo collared shirt is perfect, with a nice pair of shoes. You don't want to look like you are dripping money. Spray some Axe body spray on yourself and you are good to go baby.

Get one of the tables straight back when you enter (main stage is as soon as you walk in and to the left. You will see the U-shaped bench seats with a table. Order up a nice dinner and have a beer. After that oh yea! These girls like to chat too...they are very friendly down there. You will love it. Al Bundy approves.

 

Hilarious...

 

also when u hear the price ask what I get for that. Usually for extra you'll get a much better dance.

 

I guess I'm confused. I figured a dance was a dance. I didn't know they could do something extra for more monies.

 

money talks bs walks. You think those girls are there to hang out and talk?