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She did it again part II

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Old Sep 6, 2007 | 12:46 PM
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Old Sep 6, 2007 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Sep 6 2007, 03:49 PM
A solid effort. I'll give it a .
Old Sep 6, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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She obviously doesn't know what a credit to the human race you are.....

QUOTE (GroovyNeilNeil @ Aug 16 2007, 12:31 PM)
But I will not move for you. I don't know you. I don't care about you. I don't owe you anything. Why would I do you a favor? I'm not a nice person and I know it. I'm not courteous and I know it. You should expect nothing from strangers. If you do, you're only setting yourself up for disapointment.

Old Sep 6, 2007 | 12:54 PM
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a toyota's a toyota
Old Sep 6, 2007 | 12:56 PM
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I was rolling with the top down in the S on a Saturday night when one of my friends pulls up next to me at a stop light. He proceeded to tell me about a party he was going to and that I should come. He's only 17, so like always I'll be the old guy at the party surrounded by minors. No big deal, I'll make an appearance. Hell, I'll even pick up some beer.

I roll up to the house in the county, and everyone runs up and is like ZOMGWTFBBQ it's an S2000 and I'm like...yeah. Then I notice three girls looking at my car, and they were kinda hot. I'm guessing 20 years old by their look. One particular blonde approached me and asked me to take her for a ride. I'm thinking...score. I'm finally gonna get laid via my car. We take off on 287 and we're making small talk. Then it hit me...why is this hot chick even bothering with me?

"How old are you?" I asked.
"14." She said.
Old Sep 6, 2007 | 12:57 PM
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Thursdays are a great night for The Lodge. Go. Eat some chicken. Get some dances and boobies in your face. Especially in Texas damnit....things are bigger in TEXAS!!!!!
Old Sep 6, 2007 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Sep 6 2007, 12:56 PM
I was rolling with the top down in the S on a Saturday night when one of my friends pulls up next to me at a stop light. He proceeded to tell me about a party he was going to and that I should come. He's only 17, so like always I'll be the old guy at the party surrounded by minors. No big deal, I'll make an appearance. Hell, I'll even pick up some beer.

I roll up to the house in the county, and everyone runs up and is like ZOMGWTFBBQ it's an S2000 and I'm like...yeah. Then I notice three girls looking at my car, and they were kinda hot. I'm guessing 20 years old by their look. One particular blonde approached me and asked me to take her for a ride. I'm thinking...score. I'm finally gonna get laid via my car. We take off on 287 and we're making small talk. Then it hit me...why is this hot chick even bothering with me?

"How old are you?" I asked.
"14." She said.
Old Sep 6, 2007 | 01:04 PM
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GroovyNeilNeil...that milf chick you like just video texted me. Tell her I said I rate it a 4 and that her MMA boyfriend can use her ass as a punching bag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gd0Bd0kKzY&NR=1
Old Sep 6, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Sep 6 2007, 05:04 PM
GroovyNeilNeil...that milf chick you like just video texted me. Tell her I said I rate it a 4 and that her MMA boyfriend can use her ass as a punching bag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gd0Bd0kKzY&NR=1
I don't like you.
Old Sep 6, 2007 | 01:06 PM
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youtube is blocked at work.



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