She is the perfect woman...
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She is the perfect woman...
"She is the perfect woman. Stunningly attractive. Walks gracefully. Dresses tastefully. Has a nice laugh. And an even nicer physique. Can make intelligent conversation. Doesn't throw tantrums. Maybe she can even skydive.
WHO IS SHE?
You aren't some law-breaking psycho. You can't STALK her.
But WE CAN.
We can bug her phone. We can use a clever pretext to interview roommates and classmates from her past and colleagues and girlfriends from her present. We can send an agent to check out her relatives. We can go through her mail and filter her email. We can search her apartment and squeeze information from previous boyfriends.
We'll design a 'COINCIDENCE'.
We can arrange for the two of you to first meet at a convention, and then -- a few weeks later -- end up, coincidentally, seated next to each other on a trans-Atlantic flight. Or find yourselves, coincidentally, trapped in an elevator together.
SHE will start talking to you."
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WHO IS SHE?
You aren't some law-breaking psycho. You can't STALK her.
But WE CAN.
We can bug her phone. We can use a clever pretext to interview roommates and classmates from her past and colleagues and girlfriends from her present. We can send an agent to check out her relatives. We can go through her mail and filter her email. We can search her apartment and squeeze information from previous boyfriends.
We'll design a 'COINCIDENCE'.
We can arrange for the two of you to first meet at a convention, and then -- a few weeks later -- end up, coincidentally, seated next to each other on a trans-Atlantic flight. Or find yourselves, coincidentally, trapped in an elevator together.
SHE will start talking to you."
http://www.coincidencedesign.com
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Sure, it'll only set you back $78k: http://www.coincidencedesign.com/rates.html
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if i had $80K laying around, i'd get myself some sweet porsche 996 goodness.
anybody that would try to meet their wife under false pretenses like this would be insane.
however, having them set-up a nice trans-atlantic flight with a single woman you want to know, without doing any of the other stuff in parts I and II (i.e. background checks), wouldn't be too psycho. I'd go for that. count me in on part III!
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anybody that would try to meet their wife under false pretenses like this would be insane.
however, having them set-up a nice trans-atlantic flight with a single woman you want to know, without doing any of the other stuff in parts I and II (i.e. background checks), wouldn't be too psycho. I'd go for that. count me in on part III!
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shoyu Burner
[B]if i had $80K laying around, i'd get myself some sweet porsche 996 goodness.
anybody that would try to meet their wife under false pretenses like this would be insane.
however, having them set-up a nice trans-atlantic flight with a single woman you want to know, without doing any of the other stuff in parts I and II (i.e. background checks), wouldn't be too psycho.
[B]if i had $80K laying around, i'd get myself some sweet porsche 996 goodness.
anybody that would try to meet their wife under false pretenses like this would be insane.
however, having them set-up a nice trans-atlantic flight with a single woman you want to know, without doing any of the other stuff in parts I and II (i.e. background checks), wouldn't be too psycho.
