Long ago in Anglo Saxon England, a local yokel was tending to his crops, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he was confronted by a huge Viking clutching a double bladed axe. Terrified, he threw himself to the ground expecting the worst.

However the Viking said "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, I can see your busy, but have you had any villages raized to the ground and crops burned around these parts recently?"

"Nnnn No" said the yokel.

"Well" said the Viking " Have you had any mass killings of local folk, mysterious mutilations, anything like that?"

"Nnnno Sir" said the yokel.

The Viking thought for a moment, tugging thoughtfully at his beard and said "Well have you had any damsels ravished or places of worship desecrated then?"

The yokel trying to be helpful said "Not that I can thinkof Sir, no"

The Viking said " Shit!. I wonder where the lads have got to?"

 

Because it's Thanksgiving, I'll let that go but suffice it to say, this thread is aptly named!

Mark

 

Cedric, I hear Tipton is still like that

 

Sven and Olaf worked together, and both were laid off,
so they went to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty stitcher. I sew
the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up
panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she
gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied.
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven
$600 a week.

When Olaf found out he was furious. He stormed back in
to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting
double his pay. The clerk explained that panty stitchers
were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Olaf. "I sew the elastic onto the panty,
Sven pulls the panty on and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.' "

 

lol, good stuff!

 

ahha thats a good one palmateer

 

hehehmm...

 

LOL