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Singles Ad... Hot Hot Hot!!!

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Old Mar 12, 2003 | 03:06 PM
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Default Singles Ad... Hot Hot Hot!!!

The following ad was in the Atlanta Journal:

"Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy
winter nights lying by the fire. Candle light dinners will have me eating
out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
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Old Mar 12, 2003 | 03:08 PM
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Haha that's great. I should try that to see if I can get girls
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Old Mar 12, 2003 | 03:10 PM
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that is too funny.
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Old Mar 12, 2003 | 03:15 PM
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TEE HEE YUK YUK YUK!!!!!!!

I was getting so hot, I almost called the number.
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Old Mar 13, 2003 | 01:10 AM
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Now we can see why they call dogs a man's best friend, their descriptions match our ideal woman.
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Old Mar 13, 2003 | 03:47 AM
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Exellent!
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Old Mar 13, 2003 | 04:27 AM
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That's hilarious!
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Old Mar 13, 2003 | 07:47 AM
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This is sounding like an urban legend
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Old Mar 13, 2003 | 01:46 PM
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deja vu?

AGAIN?

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