Originally Posted by Spa02S2K,Mar 25 2005, 10:56 AM

Just got this one from a friend...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband,
when suddenly he burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh Good Grief! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to
me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE
THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him, before finally speaking.

"What on earth is wrong with you? Do you think I don't know
how to fry a couple of eggs?

Calmly, the husband replied, "I just wanted to show you what
it feels like when I'm driving.

Originally Posted by Ruined 2,Mar 25 2005, 01:10 PM

Hey HunterEz, do you have any other pics of the car? The teaser in the sig looks pretty sick. I must see more!

And Spa02S2K, excellent joke.