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Old Oct 12, 2010 | 11:55 AM
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http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/104638389.html

Wausau authorities have rescued and arrested a drunken man who plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose.

The 40-year-old Wausau man told officers he wanted to catch the bird and roast it. He says he took off his shirt and shoes Thursday afternoon and jumped into the frigid water.

Authorities say he was overcome by the cold water and had to be rescued by firefighters. Police say the man had been drinking heavily before the stunt.

The man was arrested on an outstanding warrant for bail jumping.

Witness Sergio Lopez works by the river. He says he often sees people jump in the water during hot summer days but rarely in October.

Police tell the Wausau Daily Herald that as far as they know, the goose is still on the loose.
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Old Oct 12, 2010 | 12:15 PM
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his goose was cooked.
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Old Oct 12, 2010 | 12:41 PM
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lmfao loosey goosey
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Old Oct 12, 2010 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MeTh222,Oct 12 2010, 01:15 PM
his goose was cooked.
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Old Oct 12, 2010 | 01:09 PM
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ROFL!
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Old Oct 12, 2010 | 04:11 PM
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1 legged goose outruns drunken convict
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