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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 01:07 PM
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The following is so sad and unfortunately it's true. To any girls reading this, let it be an eye opener or a reminder, look at what's right in front of you! You could find what you've been looking for all along. And to any guys reading this, I speak for the girls who don't take nice guys for granted, and if we have ever made any of you feel like this we're so sorry!!!

~Annonymous


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I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
Nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm sorry
for not being materialistic like you

****Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by REVZ TO9,Aug 1 2007, 02:07 PM
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
Good riddance, b*tch!!!
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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hahhahahahah



thats funny
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 01:47 PM
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you're in the "friends zone."
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 01:55 PM
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This is why I have very few girl friends that I haven't already hooked up with.
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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Preach On!!!!!!!
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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Yep, that list is the exact reason it's no more Mr. Nice guy for me.. I'm going back to my asshole days where life was good
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 02:16 PM
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Meh, I was waiting for a punch line to come out somewhere in that long post but one never came

Since when were you bein a nice guy, Mikey?
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 02:43 PM
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what is this, oath of "the gay friend" ?
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Aug 1 2007, 06:16 PM
Meh, I was waiting for a punch line to come out somewhere in that long post but one never came

Since when were you bein a nice guy, Mikey?
uhhh ummm...
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