Whoever took the time to write all that sure is one sorry-ass guy.

 

I only read the first few lines and started to feel gay, I'm so happy to be an A-hole.

 

wow, so emo i might be dead...

 

I think the girl deserves to be heard... unless a female on this site wants to comment back on the defacto gay friend who wants more but will never ever get it........here's my guesses of some responses


I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I thought it was a bit strange and sophomoric



I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

That would have been rape, smart move on your part buddy

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

Go to the gym, if I take care of my body, what makes you think I'd be attracted to someone who doesn't take care of theirs?

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

that alone requires a woman to date you? moron

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

So try dating in your own league then

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

There are a lot of nice guys, that alone won't grant you entry to a vagina

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I can buy my own things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

If you're an introvert, why try to date an extrovert?

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

From the sounds of your apologies, you'd be happy just to get your d*ck wet

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

You're a great listner, and a sucker, don't be a sucker and people won't use you

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

Don't lie, you were just holding my hair back in hopes of getting laid

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

So because you did a good deed, every girl is expected to date you?

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

you are a friend, nothing more.. set your expectations accordingly moron.

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

Too busy crying yourself to sleep?

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

You live in a fictional world

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

I know a lot of guys who are "gay friends"... they all learn eventually.

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

wanna have tea and a group hug?

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I accept you for who you are... the gay friend.

I'm sorry
Nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

We already established you're a great listener

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

It's the fact you were spying on him that I found strange

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

Do you think guilt trips will make someone love you back?

I'm Sorry
That I cared

You mean that you thought you could get some..?

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

...something different to let you know I wasn't interested.. since obviously everything above didn't work

I'm sorry
for not being materialistic like you

Someone sounds bitter about not being liked in return.

 

who tries that hard?

I'm allergic to listening to anyone past 2am

 

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess
Sorry I bled to death

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

"Sorry" - Nerf Herder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IomSezTHH3w

 

Your avatar makes this post completely hilarious.

 

 

i feel for the author. it really is sad that women can't make better choice, but some would argue that their genes dont give them a choice.

but an interesting twist for those interested in religion/philosophy. this phenomenon is a bit of proof that if there is a god, he's pretty messed up.