"The escalator is a great invention. The escalator cannot break, it can only become stairs."

 

" One day I ordered a chicken sandwich and the server asked "How do you like your eggs?". I was confused but I played along, I replied:

I like them incubated,
and then raised,
and then beheaded,
and then plucked,
and then cut up,
and then grilled,
and then put in between two pieces of bread."

 

"I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"

 

bump for justice, and because I was listening to him today....

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC5fYlFpxmo [/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPu8453j1m8 [/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=octMaIKiSUA [/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKrWHOWs-rA [/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4csce0Qbew [/media]

 

I got too see him live in NY a year or 2 before he passed. Amazingly talented and his comedy always has me laughing.

 

 

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

 

Anybody want a frozen banana?

 

So weird, I was just thinking about him this morning for some reason, even before seeing this. It was the corn off the cob bit

 

No.

But i want a regular banana later, so.....yea