I ate taco bell last night, no bloody ass here!

 

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating At Taco Bell - David Letterman


10. "Are my affairs in order?"

9. "Why is the counter kid wearing a hazmat suit?"

8. "Will the hot sauce kill the bacteria?"

7. "Is this how they poisoned that Russian spy?"

6. "Do I really want to succumb to a taco-related death?"

5. "Should I go somewhere safer for lunch like Fallujah?"

4. "Will this help me meet the recommended E.coli daily requirement?"

3. (No number 3 -- writer ate a bad chalupa)

2. "What would Kristie Alleyy do?"

1. "Wait -- when was Taco Bell not tainted with E.coli?"

 

I ate taco bell in Aurora, a few days before the big CNN thing and I got sick as hell. Within I'd say 4 hours of eating a few tacos I was sick to my stomach for several hours just non stop bathroom visits, but after a little over 24 hrs I was semi back to normal. Haven't ate or plan to eat there any time soon. Was bad enough I thought about going to the hospital.