Stupid people that have jobs
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Originally Posted by skibum,Feb 18 2008, 06:31 PM
Another stupid person entry:
Scenario: I am at a local Chinese restaurant with my girlfriend trying to order some dinner. There was a slight language barrier between me (American) and the waitress (Chinese), but the idiot barrier was also a problem.
(me) May I have the chicken teriyaki with no vegetables?
(her) Like the kind with vegetables?
(me) Yea, but with no vegetables.
(her) Ok, so chicken teriyaki & vegetables with no vegetables.
(me) Sure
Scenario: I am at a local Chinese restaurant with my girlfriend trying to order some dinner. There was a slight language barrier between me (American) and the waitress (Chinese), but the idiot barrier was also a problem.
(me) May I have the chicken teriyaki with no vegetables?
(her) Like the kind with vegetables?
(me) Yea, but with no vegetables.
(her) Ok, so chicken teriyaki & vegetables with no vegetables.
(me) Sure
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From: Phoenix, AZ
Originally Posted by skibum,Feb 18 2008, 06:31 PM
Another stupid person entry:
Scenario: I am at a local Chinese restaurant with my girlfriend trying to order some dinner. There was a slight language barrier between me (American) and the waitress (Chinese), but the idiot barrier was also a problem.
(me) May I have the chicken teriyaki with no vegetables?
(her) Like the kind with vegetables?
(me) Yea, but with no vegetables.
(her) Ok, so chicken teriyaki & vegetables with no vegetables.
(me) Sure
Scenario: I am at a local Chinese restaurant with my girlfriend trying to order some dinner. There was a slight language barrier between me (American) and the waitress (Chinese), but the idiot barrier was also a problem.
(me) May I have the chicken teriyaki with no vegetables?
(her) Like the kind with vegetables?
(me) Yea, but with no vegetables.
(her) Ok, so chicken teriyaki & vegetables with no vegetables.
(me) Sure
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This one is really precious. I go to Sears yesterday with my GF to grab a few items. I bring the following 3 items to the register
1. Electric griddle
2. Henckels Santuku kitchen knife
3. Craftsman bottle opener (gift for friend)
This is the following conversation with the odd cashier (35yr old female)
Her: Interesting mix of products you got there
Me: I guess...
Her: What are you going to do with them?
Me: Cook some lunch and drink a beer
Her(addressing my GF): You can give him beer, cut him up with the knife, and cook his remains on the griddle.
Me: <the most akward silence in the history of customer service>
We didn't say a thing until my gf and I walked out of the store and were lik "WTF?" Is she on crack?
1. Electric griddle
2. Henckels Santuku kitchen knife
3. Craftsman bottle opener (gift for friend)
This is the following conversation with the odd cashier (35yr old female)
Her: Interesting mix of products you got there
Me: I guess...
Her: What are you going to do with them?
Me: Cook some lunch and drink a beer
Her(addressing my GF): You can give him beer, cut him up with the knife, and cook his remains on the griddle.
Me: <the most akward silence in the history of customer service>
We didn't say a thing until my gf and I walked out of the store and were lik "WTF?" Is she on crack?
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This was a long time ago, when the sedan si was just hitting Honda dealers.
My Brother: Do you have any civic si sedans on the lot
Sales Guy: (giggling cockily) There is no such thing as a civic si sedan!
My Brother played along with it and left because he didn't want to talk to a complete idiot. Walks out of the doors to find one right parked right outside
My Brother: Do you have any civic si sedans on the lot
Sales Guy: (giggling cockily) There is no such thing as a civic si sedan!
My Brother played along with it and left because he didn't want to talk to a complete idiot. Walks out of the doors to find one right parked right outside
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From: Windsor
The racetrack I bartend at has a small deli counter next to it and at the beginning of the season there is always new staff. This young girl is working the counter and a guy came up and asked for Ice Tea, her response was that we only have regular tea. She was pointing to the container holding the tea which is poured into cups with ice.
My wifes is from Canada and when we visit her father takes us to the Casino for dinner and I always get carded. I show them my New Mexico Drivers license and they always look into their international ID catalog. I always laugh cause they are looking into the Mexican Section and never seem to find a matching ID to compare mine to.
Its not odd that it would happen in Canada but when a US customs agent asks what part of Mexico I'm from it worries me about jihad entering from the north.
My wifes is from Canada and when we visit her father takes us to the Casino for dinner and I always get carded. I show them my New Mexico Drivers license and they always look into their international ID catalog. I always laugh cause they are looking into the Mexican Section and never seem to find a matching ID to compare mine to.
Its not odd that it would happen in Canada but when a US customs agent asks what part of Mexico I'm from it worries me about jihad entering from the north.
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