It sucks being a girl...
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It sucks being a girl...
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Wedding Dress: $5000. Tux Rental: $100.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because "this one is just too icky.
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Wedding Dress: $5000. Tux Rental: $100.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because "this one is just too icky.
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How about making children?
Step one: Reach climax.
Step two: there is no step two.
Leave the barfing, the weight gain, the crankiness, the watermelon on your bladder for six months, and the orafice splitting delivery to someone else.
Its good to be the king.
Step one: Reach climax.
Step two: there is no step two.
Leave the barfing, the weight gain, the crankiness, the watermelon on your bladder for six months, and the orafice splitting delivery to someone else.
Its good to be the king.
pretty good
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doesnt having multiple orgasms make up for all those issues
women have to deal with?
anyways to paraphrase leslie neilson...
i wish i had some boobs....but then id never leave the house,
id be too busy playing with them all day
women have to deal with?
anyways to paraphrase leslie neilson...
i wish i had some boobs....but then id never leave the house,
id be too busy playing with them all day
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Originally Posted by vader1,Jul 19 2006, 02:55 PM
How about making children?
Step one: Reach climax.
Step two: there is no step two.
Leave the barfing, the weight gain, the crankiness, the watermelon on your bladder for six months, and the orafice splitting delivery to someone else.
Its good to be the king.
Step one: Reach climax.
Step two: there is no step two.
Leave the barfing, the weight gain, the crankiness, the watermelon on your bladder for six months, and the orafice splitting delivery to someone else.
Its good to be the king.
I especially like the "orafice (sic) splitting delivery" line <laughing>.
