Please, someone tell me why people are so stupid as to wear sunglasses when they're indoors or worse, at night. What's the point? Where's the f**kin' sun??!!

What's next, wearing a parka and mukluks when it's 90 degrees and shorts and a wife-beater when it's 20 degrees?

 

its gaaaaaaaangsta! thats why! didnt you know that?

 

because they are on heroin?

or they want to be just like kanye west when they grown up

 

Usually its because you are a pro athlete or someone who thinks he is as cool as a pro athlete.

But I have the same question about the people who walk around 24/7 with a phone stuck in their head. If you are sitting at Arby's eating your beef and cheddar, you don't need a phone stuck in your head and you look like a douche nozzle.

I see groups of five people out at lunch and two or three will sit through the whole meal with the phone stuck in their head. YOU LOOK RETARDED. NOT COOL, RE-TARD-ED. Who do you think you are? Lobot or something? I wanna walk up to these people and say, "Um, I don't mean to embarrass you but do you know you have a big hunk of plastic sticking out of your ear?"

Thanks Warren for giving me the opportunity to rant.

 

^ Those earpiece things scream douchebag IMO

 

Douche bags wear them to hide their tears. True story.

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8 [/media]

 

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As you can see, there are many valid reasons why a person would wear sunglasses at night.

-Watching you live and breathe your storylines
-Keep track of the visions in their eyes
-Forget their name while you collect your claim
-See the light that's right before their eyes

 

I lol'ed.

 

seriously, i've tried wearing my polarized sunglasses at night while driving. it cuts down a lot of the glare of oncoming headlights, but i can still see quite well because the polarization doesn't have much of a tint.

anyway, i really don't drive like that, but i've tried it a few times and it's not bad. an no, i'm not a douche. i hardly wear sunglasses any other time.