Ole and Sven were fishing on in a little boat in a little lake in northern Minnesota, when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Ole replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out an enormous, shiny, yellow Bic lighter, 12 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster?" "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie." "You haff a Genie?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure, I keep him in my tackle box, "says Ole. "Could I see him?" asks Sven. Ya, shure, Ole replies and he opens his tackle box. Sure enough, out pops the Genie. Sven looks up at the genie ans says says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" The Genie mods his head, so Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead, blotting out the sun. Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole "Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" Ole answers "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is a little hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch Bic?"

 

nice

 

 

First time I heard it there was a 12" pianist.

Funny twist though.

 

lol