Sven and Ole were fishing in a tnny little boat on a lake in northern Minnesota. Sven reached into his knapsack and pulled out a cigar. Then he asked Ole if he had a lighter. Ole: "Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter". Then he pulls out an enormous yellow 12-inch BIC lighter. Sven: "Yiminy Cricket, ver did you get dat monster?" Ole: "from my genie." Sven: "You haff a genie?" Ole "Ya, sure, I keep him in my tackle box." Sven: "Can I see?" Ole: "Ya, sure." Ole opens his tackle box and out comes this enormous genie. Sven looks up at the genie and says: "Hi, dere. I'm good friends vit yer master. I vas vondering if you vud grant me von vish." The genie said yes and Sven asked for a million bucks. At this point, the genie retreated back into Ole's tackle box and closed the lid behind him, leaving Sven sitting there wondering about his million bucks. Suddenly, an enormous flock of a million ducks flew overhead, blotting out the sun. Sven looked at Ole and said: "I said a million bucks, not ducks." Ole: "Ya, von ting I fergot to tell yew, the genie is a little hard of hearing. Yew really tink I ask him for a 12-inch BIC?"

 

ROFLMAO

 

Sven and Ole jokes are about the only thing I miss about Minnesota this time of year

 

mns2k-

There are other Sven and Ole jokes? tell us one.

 

Sven and Ole walk into the Unemployment Office. Sven walks up to the lady who accepts th applications. She asks "Can I help you?". Sven says "Ya, sure, I'm oot of verk and vould like ta file a claim." She asks him, "OK, sir, what is your occupation?" Sven answers, "I sew de elastic onto ladies panties." The lady looks in her occupation guide, and says "That would be unskilled labor, which entitles you to $300. Here you are." and issues him a check in the amount of $300. Ole steps up. She asks "Can I help you?". Sven says "Ya, sure, I'm oot of verk and vould like ta file a claim." She asks him, "OK, sir, what is your occupation?" Ole answers, "Diesel fitter." The lady looks in her occupation guide, and says "That would be skilled labor, which entitles you to $600. Here you are." and issues him a check in the amount of $600. When Sven sees that Ole got double what he got, he says to the lady "Vat do you mean, skilled labor?? I sew de elastic onto ladies panties. Ven I'm done, Ole takes dem, puts dem on his haid, and says 'Diesel fitter!'"

 

Try this link:

http://www.stnm.org/SvenandOle/oldjoke1.html

 

mns2k-

My God, you've struck uranium. Thank you, thank you.

 

Good jokes.....LOL