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hey, it just makes things taste a little salty 
this one's gold:
this one's gold:
Pets in the kitchen [ No Rating ] 5 Dec 2008 (updated 5 Dec 2008)
by Leo Haynes
I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.
We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff...
by Leo Haynes
I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.
We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff...
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Spermtacular! [ No Rating ] 22 Nov 2008
by Ryan Peacock
As a poor grad student at Stanford I have been experimenting with this sort of thing for years. But it wasn't until I got this book that other people started enjoying my meals. No more assault charges for me!
Ryan Peacock
by Ryan Peacock
As a poor grad student at Stanford I have been experimenting with this sort of thing for years. But it wasn't until I got this book that other people started enjoying my meals. No more assault charges for me!
Ryan Peacock
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This interests me because, while obviously being to a great extent a joke, there seems to be some confusion in the commentary about how much of it is a joke. I'm still kind of processing what that means, but I'll see the whole thing is rather funny (and a quite bit disgusting).
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Originally Posted by heathas2k,Dec 11 2008, 08:47 AM
gross. seriously.... gross.
Makes me a little sick in my tummy.
Basically once it makes a visual appearance, it should no longer be swallowed. If it makes it's entrance to the world directly into a mouth then down it goes! But if it's being farmed in to a cup/serving device/onto a piece of food then
I would buy this as a joke for someone but it does disgust me.