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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 07:12 AM
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no more penis in the ear
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SIIK2NR' date='Jan 28 2009, 10:52 PM
I hope your not dumb and blind....
...but he sure plays a mean pinball
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 08:55 AM
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I blew out my ear when I let the fuse of a smoke grenade off to close. Im deaf as shit now(like 40% in my right ear).

As for you, no more ear shots.
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by my2ks2k' date='Jan 29 2009, 06:35 AM
you have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!
That's a line from "Friends".
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo' date='Jan 29 2009, 08:12 AM
no more penis in the ear
Aural sex is not safe sex.
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 01:13 PM
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8d, how does one get a peepee in an ear canal?
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj' date='Jan 29 2009, 02:13 PM
8d, how does one get a peepee in an ear canal?
"A" penis, or "Your" penis?

The former? Dunno, but you certainly can aim for the ear canal.

The latter? That goes without saying. . .
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 01:36 PM
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maybe your penis can fit in an ear canal, but i haven't seen an ear canal i could squeeze into even with a bottle of astroglide.
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj' date='Jan 29 2009, 02:36 PM
maybe your penis can fit in an ear canal, but i haven't seen an ear canal i could squeeze into even with a bottle of astroglide.
you'd have to be asian to pull that off
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Old Jan 29, 2009 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj' date='Jan 29 2009, 02:36 PM
maybe your penis can fit in an ear canal, but i haven't seen an ear canal i could squeeze into even with a bottle of astroglide.




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