had saved all of his money, a was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me" And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said "Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife."I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, then he can spend it."

 

 

the original joke involved tiger woods and al sharpton ...raptor did a ninja edit.

 

 

To take some attention from the ninja edit, here's a joke of my own:

How can you tell that you have a really high sperm count?
When your wife has to chew it down.

 

Thanks tuna, that damn Raptor... gotta watch out for him

 

damm.. i wanna see the original!

 

I decided, based on your comment, that I didn't want a raft of shit for that joke, so I changed it. You can bitch all you want about what I did, but the original joke is gone.

 

^ i think it was a smart move. that would have created unnecessary drama in the OT.

 

I like this version:

8.5/10