62: In an alien Invation or a major dissaster, stay away from the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State building as they always go down.

 

63 If your name is Michael Knight, you wear a heavy leather jacket whether the temperature is 0* or 140* F.

 

64. In westerns all horse drawn carriages will lose their drivers and fall off a cliff...apparently all old towns and trails are located near cliffs.

 

Actually the moral from that movie was this:

It doesn't matter how powerful your network is, or how advanced your security is, all it takes is one Mac to bring the whole thing to it's knees.

 

65.Russian fighter jets are actually retired U.S. Navy planes painted in black, plus the helmets are always black with a red star on it to make sure you get it that they are russian
66. If your name is Michael Knight, you don't need to wear a seat belt while doing a "turbo-boost" 150feet jump. A normal person would break his neck against the seeling or fly out of the window.
67. Any bullet is slow enough to wait for you till you jump across the room (no matter how big it is) and take the bullet instead of your partner.
68. If you want to have a fight face to face with the guy who killed your partner, be patient and wait till the end of the movie. You will be loosing first, but once he has beaten the $hit out of you, you will knock him out.
69. Karate is basically kick-box in a ring with shiny trousers and gel in the hair.
70. If you are the bad guy and you take a bullet on the top of a building, make sure you use your last life energy to perform a jump. A good guy will fall on it's back, cause it's physics.
71. No matter how your partner died, you are responsible for it, start drinking and loose you family.
72. Every undercover cop drives an exotic.
73. There is always rotten pizza or chinese food in the fridge of a undercover cop once he gets visited by a chick/partner
74. Every chase starts with a 180 drift of the cop car.
75. Bad guys black out from a kick into the stomach while good guys take hooks on the jaw just to get into the mood.
76. Any object can be trown just from the wrist as long as it's backed up by the proper air-whistling sound.
77. Kung Fu teaches you how to fly paralel to the ground in unlimited distances. You can even make a brake to have a sword fight.
78. To solve a case, you need to ruin 5 exotics, 2 night clubs and take a shot into your butt (or shoot the partner)

 

79. One guy in a group can pick up any girl at any time and never get turned down.
80. If a helicopter or airplane is shooting a mounted machine gun at you it will outline a path for you to run down but never hit you.
81. You can have your face pushed at powered blade (table saw, propeller, chainsaw) of some kind but always come back when you are 1 inch from getting cut and kick the pusher's ass.
82. There is some guy you can secretly hire that knows how to break into any and every computer system.
83. Cop cars and old beat up 1980s pontiacs and buicks can keep up with any exotic in a car chase.
84. you can shoot off handcuffs and the bullet never richochets
85. You can get shot a dozen times if you are a good guy and recover to full strength and function pretty quickly
86. You can get shot in the shoulder and still punch the hell out of someone.
87. you can be a major crook, and the beautiful female police, FBI will fall in love with you
88. all cops in the south wear beige uniforms have mirrored glasses and round bellies. They also wear full brimmed hats.

 

89. Any gas station fire will result in an explosion equal to a 5 megaton bomb.
90. If your gas tank gets shot while you're driving, your car will explode and flip you forward atleast 5 times.
91. In police officer persuit training, shooting the tires of a suspect vehicle is not in the program.
92. A ripped up shirt can bandage any wound.
93. If you're having a fight on a train or a truck, the bad guy will never see the tunnel ahead.
94. Police horses are always stolen buy somebody making a run for it.
95. If you're in a car chase, you have to take the shortcut through the park and drive through atleast one picnic table.

 

96. when someone hangs up on you, you will get a dial tone.
97. computers can enhance any blurry image to make it crystal clear.
98. computer geniuses always wear Hawaii style shirts.
99. Activation of large artillery is always done with two keys and two red buttons that have to be turned and pushed at the same time.
100. planes travel at 55mph for atleast 2 minutes before taking off.

 

hahahahahaha, these are great

 

# 100 is so true
101. You can get a back office guy at your police station to do anything (give you 2mil USD or a rocket launcher) as long as you have 2 tickets for the L.A. Laker's
102.Your face will bleed from beating but the sunglasses are just fine.
103.If you know the right guy, he can crack any password.....no limitation on attempts for the right guys tho'
104. If a building goes down behind your back, you can be sure it will be slow motion and you will make it just on time.
105. The windshield can be shot into pieces, the passangers will hide but nothing happens to the good guy if he's behind the steering wheel.
106. If a bad guy is behind the steering wheel, he bites the bullet and will flip the car over in front of a bush just to explode in 2-3seconds
107. No matter where a car chase beginns, it will go trough a vegetable market and ruin half of it.
108.Doors of private jets are open till the last second before taking off, so you can jump in since they roll slower than any good cop can run.
109. All airports in the world have a side entrance for undercover cops in case they need to chase a plane before take off.
110. The sky can be clear as anything before sun set, once you are home alone there wil be a heavy storm.
111. Any scare movie has to end in a heavy storm.
112. Good cops get special training in holding on to a bonett of a car during drifts.
113.A flipped table made of MDF or a sofa is a good protection against AK-47