Things we Learn from Movies..........
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116. If you do something stupid to lose the love of your life and she runs away to marry some other guy, don't worry, because you can interrupt the wedding, spit out some corny apology and she'll take you back.... every time.
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119. If there's a killer on the loose, don't look in your bathroom mirror.
120. If there is a killer outside, your flashlight will always sputter and fail.
121. If there is a guy name Ray in a movie, he will always turn out to be the bad guy. really.
122. When being chased, you can always drive through a red light without hitting anyone.
123. The alien is always right behind you.
120. If there is a killer outside, your flashlight will always sputter and fail.
121. If there is a guy name Ray in a movie, he will always turn out to be the bad guy. really.
122. When being chased, you can always drive through a red light without hitting anyone.
123. The alien is always right behind you.
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125. No matter what car you drive, you will have problems starting it and it will work only once you use the magic words "Come on baby!"
126. Girls on the run from a murderer, can't start the car just like that, cause they have to let the keys fall under the seat first.
127.Any car can do a burnout, especially with a cold engine.
128.If you are a Texas Ranger, you will be 110% driving in the oposite direction when they call for support, so you make sure you can do a flashy 180 drift in your heavy a$$ pick-up truck.
129.Timers on bombs slow down in the last few minutes, to give yo more time to choose the right wire or to give more time for the good guys to beat the shit out of the bad guys prior to saving you.
126. Girls on the run from a murderer, can't start the car just like that, cause they have to let the keys fall under the seat first.
127.Any car can do a burnout, especially with a cold engine.
128.If you are a Texas Ranger, you will be 110% driving in the oposite direction when they call for support, so you make sure you can do a flashy 180 drift in your heavy a$$ pick-up truck.
129.Timers on bombs slow down in the last few minutes, to give yo more time to choose the right wire or to give more time for the good guys to beat the shit out of the bad guys prior to saving you.
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130. It's so much easier to win a fight once your eyes are full of dust/sand or were pushed into your scull.
131. If a cop in a car chases you, the only way to run is in front of his bonet. never turn left or right?!?!?
132. If you are being chased by a helicopter, just stay on the road. Bullets will hit really close but never the hard surface of a road.
133. If the guy on the other line ends the phone call or the phone call gets disconnected , just keep on hitting that "button" under the receiver, maybe he is still there. You never know.
134. If your name is Mitch and you are the king of the beach, any bad guy that has stolen a bag will run paralell to the beach, so you can hit him with the drivers door.
131. If a cop in a car chases you, the only way to run is in front of his bonet. never turn left or right?!?!?
132. If you are being chased by a helicopter, just stay on the road. Bullets will hit really close but never the hard surface of a road.
133. If the guy on the other line ends the phone call or the phone call gets disconnected , just keep on hitting that "button" under the receiver, maybe he is still there. You never know.
134. If your name is Mitch and you are the king of the beach, any bad guy that has stolen a bag will run paralell to the beach, so you can hit him with the drivers door.
