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Thinking of trying The Master Cleanse

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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by bradskee,Sep 26 2010, 11:34 PM
Just drink a bottle of jack, you will throw everything you have up, and drop dueces all day long the next day. Maybe even get laid by a chubby chick, sounds like a win win win to me
Well it did until you mentioned the chubby chick.
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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 06:23 AM
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i started to do it but didnt get past 2nd day... hard to see people eat and not have temptations...

I wouldnt mind doing it tho.. I should give it another shot... its cheap to do.. Many celebreties do it when they need to drop weight fast....


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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by 04S2kSS,Sep 27 2010, 06:23 AM
Many celebreties do it when they need to drop weight fast....

LOL cause they are all a bunch of geniuses
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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 08:54 AM
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I heard an AM radio Doc (Dr Dean Edell, IIRC) talk about what a crock of shit (lol) all those colon cleansing products are. No positive effect in his view.
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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 03:43 PM
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Eat foods with more natural fiber
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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 04:00 PM
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Be prepared to piss out of your ass for a week
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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 04:13 PM
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Well, I don't know if the cleanse is a crock of shit, but I felt great and had more energy. The American diet is just ****** awful, nothing but processed shit. I HIGHLY recommend "Fit for life, not fat for life" It is a great book. Having your body constantly trying to process the pure shit you eat on a daily basis is just awful, natural fruits and vegetbales have their own enzymes and don't require your body to stop doing whatever it is supposed ot be doing to process the food, the foods enzymes do it themselves. It's all about eating "live foods". Same reason you feel like complete asshole after eating a big mac and 3lbs of fries............

I could go on and on, but seriously if you want to know about the cleanse PM me, I did it for 7 days and it was awesome,

and the colon cleansing prodcuts are a crock of shit, but thats not what the cleanse is really about at all
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Old Sep 28, 2010 | 08:41 AM
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There's a reason these products are relegated to infomercials at 2am..
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Old Sep 28, 2010 | 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by JoeyBalls,Sep 27 2010, 07:13 PM
The American diet is just ****** awful, nothing but processed shit.
I agree with this. I agree with eating more fruits and vegetables and fresh/unprocessed food and less chemical laden crap.

*however*

Pissing out your ass for a week isn't accomplishing anything unless you count the placebo effect. It's like the old belief that you expel evil spirits when you sneeze. You'll never convince me, or most doctors, that there is any real legitimate reason to do any kind of 'cleansing' or 'fasting.' If you want to eat healthier... *just eat healthier.* It is that simple. Anything in your system leftover from when you were eating like crap will work its way out naturally through your normal digestive processes. If you want information on what is and isn't healthy, sure.. buy a book or read up online... educating yourself is good.
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Old Sep 28, 2010 | 09:15 AM
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They say at any given time, 20 million Americans have some form of gastrointestinal parasite. I wonder if fasting is getting rid of parasites for some of these people, and that's why they feel so full of energy after.

On that note, here's a video of surgery to remove a parasite infestation from a 3 year old: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a5e_1285140098 (not safe for work, or mind, or lunch)

You know S is F'ed up when the doctors are screaming.
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