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Thinking of trying The Master Cleanse

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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 03:56 PM
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I've heard of the Master Cleanse before but never tried it. I'm thinking about doing it though. Anyone here try this? www.themastercleanse.org
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 04:33 PM
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Just drink a bottle of laxative and shit your colons out.
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 05:06 PM
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Better yet, drink a whole bottle of apple juice and wait 30 minutes. You'll be cleaned out.
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 07:56 PM
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I did it for 7 days, lost 14 bs. It was awesome, very difficult drinking the salt water flush was rough, but after I did it my syste was UBER efficient, I would eat and then 30 minutes later I would be in the bathroom (not like diaharia, just normal )
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeyBalls,Sep 26 2010, 07:56 PM
I would eat and then 30 minutes later I would be in the bathroom (not like diaharia, just normal )
Dude, that isn't normal.
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 08:34 PM
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Just drink a bottle of jack, you will throw everything you have up, and drop dueces all day long the next day. Maybe even get laid by a chubby chick, sounds like a win win win to me
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 09:05 PM
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Shitting food out 30 minutes after you ate it would make you a sick alien freak.
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Sep 26 2010, 09:05 PM
Shitting food out 30 minutes after you ate it would make you a sick alien freak.
good luck trying to take a girl out to a restaurant...
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Old Sep 26, 2010 | 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by YoZUpZ,Sep 26 2010, 09:45 PM
good luck trying to take a girl out to a restaurant...
haha could you imagine that. Take a girl out to eat and need to take a shit 30 minutes later. Good luck getting laid lol.
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Old Sep 27, 2010 | 05:25 AM
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anything advertising itself as a "body cleanse" or whatever other is pretty much guaranteed to be bad for you, but whatever. Ask a doctor.
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