For those of you in the grammar police...
The Fmerar and the Fox
A FEARMR, who bore a grgdue aagnist a Fox for rnobbig his poultry yrad, cahugt him at last, and bnieg demertenid to take an aplme rgnveee, tied smoe rpoe well soaked in oil to his tial, and set it on frie. The Fox by a srtange fatlaity rhseud to the feilds of the Fmrear who had crpuetad him. It was the time of the wehat haervst; but the Famerr repaed nothing that yaer and rrteneud home geviinrg sloery.
A FEARMR, who bore a grgdue aagnist a Fox for rnobbig his poultry yrad, cahugt him at last, and bnieg demertenid to take an aplme rgnveee, tied smoe rpoe well soaked in oil to his tial, and set it on frie. The Fox by a srtange fatlaity rhseud to the feilds of the Fmrear who had crpuetad him. It was the time of the wehat haervst; but the Famerr repaed nothing that yaer and rrteneud home geviinrg sloery.
The Fela and the Man
A MAN, vrey much aneonyd with a Fela, chaugt him at lsat, and siad, "Who are you who dare to feed on my lmbis, and to csot me so much tbulore in ctanchig yuo?' The Flea replied, "O my dear sir, pray sprae my life, and dtorsey me not, for I cannot possibly do you mcuh hmar." The Man, lhngiaug, rileepd, "Now you shlal crtaneliy die by mine own hnads, for no eivl, weehthr it be slmal or lrgae, ohgut to be tatleroed."
A MAN, vrey much aneonyd with a Fela, chaugt him at lsat, and siad, "Who are you who dare to feed on my lmbis, and to csot me so much tbulore in ctanchig yuo?' The Flea replied, "O my dear sir, pray sprae my life, and dtorsey me not, for I cannot possibly do you mcuh hmar." The Man, lhngiaug, rileepd, "Now you shlal crtaneliy die by mine own hnads, for no eivl, weehthr it be slmal or lrgae, ohgut to be tatleroed."
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