My wife emailed this to me:

Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a gas station near Duluth while on vacation. Ole, putting air in his tire, greets him in a typical Scandinavian manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is.

"Top o' da morning to you young fella!"

As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey son?", asks Ole.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would dey be for den?", inquires Ole.

"They're for resting my balls on while I am driving," says Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus", says Ole, "Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everything!"

 

 

Doesn't Tiger drive a Buick?

 

haha.

 

Yeah but I don't think the joke would be as funny, and apparently neither did the writer.

 

 

hahahaha excellent I'll have to remember that one being an avid golfer !

 

The writer isn't new ,as this joke was going around in the 70's, but the golfer in question was Arnold Palmer. Old jokes don't die,they just get recycled for another time.