Tiger Woods Drives an S2000
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Tiger Woods gets tired of driving Buicks, so when he is in Scotland he tries out an S2000, and pulls up to a lone countryside gas station for refueling. While getting out of the car, a couple of tees drop out of his pockets and onto the ground.
The gas station attendent (who doesn't know Tiger) approaches him and says: "Hey Laddie, that's a fi-ine caar yu'er drivin' there".
Tiger replies: "It's a Honda, do you like it?"
The attendent says: "Ooh, she's ree-al bewtie, but it seems ya may'hve lost a coupla paarts off' her."
Tiger looks on the ground, sees his tees and replies: "Oh, those are just tees."
The attendent says, semi-puzzled: "So, what do ya use dem things for, Lad?"
Tiger says: "Well, they hold my balls when I go for the long drives."
The attendent replies with amazement: "For Chrr-is sake, those dauwm Japanese think of evv-erything, doun't they!"
The gas station attendent (who doesn't know Tiger) approaches him and says: "Hey Laddie, that's a fi-ine caar yu'er drivin' there".
Tiger replies: "It's a Honda, do you like it?"
The attendent says: "Ooh, she's ree-al bewtie, but it seems ya may'hve lost a coupla paarts off' her."
Tiger looks on the ground, sees his tees and replies: "Oh, those are just tees."
The attendent says, semi-puzzled: "So, what do ya use dem things for, Lad?"
Tiger says: "Well, they hold my balls when I go for the long drives."
The attendent replies with amazement: "For Chrr-is sake, those dauwm Japanese think of evv-erything, doun't they!"
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