Tom Cruise is an Idiot
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Tom Cruise is an Idiot
Well, not really... but after I started Part I and Part II, I had to stick with the theme 
Funny article though... I love the last quote
edit - I had to edit the article and change p.o.r.n. to pron so s2ki wouldn't put $$$$ in it's place
Funny article though... I love the last quote
Tom Cruise investigated by gay pron star
HOLLYWOOD (KP International) Tom Cruise is livid at biographer Andrew Morton for allegedly hiring a gay pron star to investigate him for a new book.
Morton has written about a number of celebrities including David and Victoria Beckham, and even worked with the late Princess Diana on a book about her life.
The couch-jumping Scientologist is the subject of Morton's next page-turner. To aid him in the venture the writer is recruiting the services of gay pron star-turned private investigator Paul Baressi.
Cruises lawyer, Bert Fields, reportedly corresponded with Morton in a letter explaining, "[Morton was] obviously entitled to write the book but," Fields stressed, "make sure you check your facts.
However, it's Baressi's involvement that seems to have ruffled a few feathers. Fields now claims he will sue if his letter is used to denote Cruise's sexuality. "Mr Cruise is not gay," Fields insisted.
HOLLYWOOD (KP International) Tom Cruise is livid at biographer Andrew Morton for allegedly hiring a gay pron star to investigate him for a new book.
Morton has written about a number of celebrities including David and Victoria Beckham, and even worked with the late Princess Diana on a book about her life.
The couch-jumping Scientologist is the subject of Morton's next page-turner. To aid him in the venture the writer is recruiting the services of gay pron star-turned private investigator Paul Baressi.
Cruises lawyer, Bert Fields, reportedly corresponded with Morton in a letter explaining, "[Morton was] obviously entitled to write the book but," Fields stressed, "make sure you check your facts.
However, it's Baressi's involvement that seems to have ruffled a few feathers. Fields now claims he will sue if his letter is used to denote Cruise's sexuality. "Mr Cruise is not gay," Fields insisted.
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I had heard of something about this. What I dont get....If youre not gay, and someone says you are, who gives a flying ****. Unless there is a shread of truth to it, it really should not matter.
The fact it 'upsets' him so much, at least to me, means there IS more then Mr. Cruise would lead to believe. My .02
The fact it 'upsets' him so much, at least to me, means there IS more then Mr. Cruise would lead to believe. My .02
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Originally Posted by Uber-s2k,Feb 15 2006, 11:25 AM
I had heard of something about this. What I dont get....If youre not gay, and someone says you are, who gives a flying ****. Unless there is a shread of truth to it, it really should not matter.
The fact it 'upsets' him so much, at least to me, means there IS more then Mr. Cruise would lead to believe. My .02
The fact it 'upsets' him so much, at least to me, means there IS more then Mr. Cruise would lead to believe. My .02
see why he's upset now?
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Originally Posted by S2020,Feb 15 2006, 07:07 PM
not that I'm flaming you but if i call you a donkey's butt you'd be upset even though you're not.
see why he's upset now?
see why he's upset now?
"BTW Poke all the fun at me you want - I dont care what people 'think' of me that 1) dont know me 2) I will never likely meet. Here I will give you some material. I'm 27 and been balding since I was about 20. German/Irish blood and a computer nerd, you dont know the definition of pale. My body is about as hairy as a Robin Williams crossed with a yetti, I'm relitively young, it is gonna be gross by the time I'm 35. And sometimes I leave streaks in my underwear
"My full opinion on what people 'say' about anyone is here (scroll down for my quote) - https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.ph...c=352076&st=50
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Originally Posted by VoIPA,Feb 15 2006, 06:49 PM
Is that the same as an asses' ass?
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Originally Posted by Uber-s2k,Feb 15 2006, 04:44 PM
Nope not at all, infact I have proven this in another thread with those 'jeresy boyz' pics. As per quoted from that -
"BTW Poke all the fun at me you want - I dont care what people 'think' of me that 1) dont know me 2) I will never likely meet. Here I will give you some material. I'm 27 and been balding since I was about 20. German/Irish blood and a computer nerd, you dont know the definition of pale. My body is about as hairy as a Robin Williams crossed with a yetti, I'm relitively young, it is gonna be gross by the time I'm 35. And sometimes I leave streaks in my underwear "
My full opinion on what people 'say' about anyone is here (scroll down for my quote) - https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.ph...c=352076&st=50
"BTW Poke all the fun at me you want - I dont care what people 'think' of me that 1) dont know me 2) I will never likely meet. Here I will give you some material. I'm 27 and been balding since I was about 20. German/Irish blood and a computer nerd, you dont know the definition of pale. My body is about as hairy as a Robin Williams crossed with a yetti, I'm relitively young, it is gonna be gross by the time I'm 35. And sometimes I leave streaks in my underwear
"My full opinion on what people 'say' about anyone is here (scroll down for my quote) - https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.ph...c=352076&st=50
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Originally Posted by VoIPA,Feb 15 2006, 05:52 PM
Which brings me to a much more interesting topic than the rest of this thread. What is the proper singular possesive of ass. Asses'? Ass'? Do you even use an apostrophy?
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