20. Damn dude. I thought they had a fitness test to become a cop!!
21. Can you hold on a sec? I'm on the phone.

Mark

 

22. I honestly would've slowed down if I saw you earlier.
23. I'm F.B.I.
24. Are you drunk officer?
25. I really didn't want to speed but I was racing my friend in front of me.
26. Before you ask me for anything, can you please verify that you're a cop?

 

27. What'd ya shine dem shoes wid, boy, a herschey bah?

28. You've got donut powder all down the front of yourself?

 

29. NO...Lemmme see your lisence and registration!

30. Do you know how fast YOU we going?

31. Is that a gun...Ill show you mine, if you show me yours.

32. What are you doing hiding behind those bushes, you could have caused an accident fatty.

 

Only if your car is made of flowers. 60s child?

 

33. Who do you think you are!
34. You may have caught me this time, but you can't catch me everytime I speed.
35. You're not the only one with a gun, you know?
36. I didn't mean to speed, but I'm drunk.

 

what your wife shouldn't say.....

37. Officer you really shouldn't argue with him when he is drunk, he has a hell of a temper!

 

38. F#@K YOU!

chris

 

WHY? Don't they like that ???

 

what if the officer is a female