- Aren't you off shift in half an hour? Your wife told me to get a move on!

-Brian.

 

DAMN!!! you white boys are sooo annoying!!!

 

40. Is that a cruller in your pants or are you happy to see me?

41. I remember you from my arraignment!

 

42. Again? That's the third time today one of you guys have stopped me...
43. You aren't going to radio in to find out if I have a warrant or five are you?
44. You wanted to congradulate me right?

 

45. Wow! If I was really going that fast, just imagine how fast you must have been going to catch me!
46. I bet I can grab your gun before you do.
47. I always wanted to be a cop growing up, but then I decided to finish high school.

 

LOL

this thread is so crazy funny

48. before you going to do what you have to do, I have to warn you there is a loaded 9mm in my pocket

 

49. YOO homes, let me get a copy of that tape in your car that has me going 160mph in a 25 zone, I wanna show my friends!

 

50. I was going 85? Well, you must have caught me when I slowed down for that corner, 'cause I was doing well over 100. (Seinfeld)
51. Zees izn't za Autoban?
52. How fast does that crusier go? I'll bet I could take you in a race.
53. I only stopped 'cause you have a gun.
54. Hey you're a cop, let me ask you something. How do you get blood out of carpet? Like a lot of blood, you know, like at crime scenes and stuff.

 

Bite you lower lip, then get "teary".
You don't have to say anything.

s2klisa

 

51. I couldn't even pass this test if i was sotaly tober!

- when a cop makes you walk a line in a DUI test.