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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 06:11 AM
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Yesterday I almost busted a blood vessel because of stop and go traffic. I commute thirty miles one way. I left work at 5:30 and got home at 7:30 because someone decided to drive like a FOOL and cause a wreck and delay thousands of people.

Honestly, if you cause a wreck that could have been avoided had you been paying attention I hope you die. I hope you get in the wreck and at first you're perfectly fine and the only problem is you're trapped in your car. While you're trapped in your car I hope it slowly catches fire. I hope the fire BURNS YOU FOR TWO HOURS. THE SAME TWO HOURS I HAD TO SIT IN TRAFFIC BECAUSE YOU'RE A *** **** MORON THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AND I HOPE YOU FEEL ALL OF IT. I HOPE YOU NEVER GO INTO SHOCK SO YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SKIN COOK YOU *** **** ****** ******S!

How do you feel about and react to traffic? As you can see I like taking the violent approach.
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 06:35 AM
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I'm the SAME EXACT way. I say it out loud in the car and my wife smacks me as if what I say will actually happen.
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 06:58 AM
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What I hate are idiots that get in a minor traffic accident where one moron rear-ends the other and instead of clearing their drivable cars out of the way, they just sit there blocking a lane of traffic. Then of course everybody has to stop and rubberneck because they've never seen a scratched bumper and cracked headlight before.
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 07:05 AM
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Keep in mind if someone dies then the delay would be even longer
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Jun 13 2008, 07:05 AM
Keep in mind if someone dies then the delay would be even longer
Not possible. I was going zero miles per hour for at least thirty minutes yesterday.

I finally passed the wreck and it was a cop who decided to plow into the concrete median. What a ****ing idiot.
His car didn't have any burn marks, so I was sad when I drove by. And because he was a cop, you know they had to shut down three times as many lanes because obviously cops are superior to other tax payers who just want to get the **** home in a reasonable amount of time.

I'm still really bitter about this. There were so many things I would have rather done than sit there in traffic. Did I mention I had to pee after about the first hour?
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 07:30 AM
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 07:37 AM
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If he caused a car wreck on 35 during rush our then he deserves it.
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 07:54 AM
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Honestly, if you cause a wreck that could have been avoided had you been paying attention I hope you die.
This guy DID die:

Byron Yellowhair

Multiple hits...disintegrated... .

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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,Jun 13 2008, 07:54 AM
This guy DID die:

Byron Yellowhair

Multiple hits...disintegrated... .
That wasn't his fault though. I'm saying whoever causes the wreck. You know, the idiots on the cell phones or the ones who don't use turn signals or who change lanes and speed and all that crap. they should die.
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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I'll drive 20 miles out of my way to avoid traffic, but I enjoy driving.
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