A station in Chicago plays an on-air game called "Mate Match". A person is called at work and asked three very personal questions. Next, their significant other is called and asked the same questions. If that person answers all the questions correctly, the couple wins a free trip to Disney World in Orlando.

A recent contest went something like this:

DJ (using first name only): "Is this Brian?"

Brian: "Yes."

DJ: "Brian, do you know how to play 'Mate Match'?"

Brian: "Yes, I do."

DJ: "Okay, Brian, first question: When was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "Geesh, she's gonna kill me, but, oh well, about eight this morning."

DJ: "Good; now, for the second question: How long did it last?"

Brian: "About ten minutes."

DJ: "Okay, now, the final question: Where did you do it?"

Brian: "Well, since my mother-in-law was visiting, and taking a shower in our bathroom, we did it on the kitchen table."

DJ: "Great, Brian, now we're going to call your wife at work; if her answers match yours, you'll win the trip."

Brian: "Great!"

After returning from a commerial break

DJ: "Now we'll call Sara, Brian's wife."

(Phone being answered) "Kinko's."

DJ: "Is Sara there, please?"

Clerk: "This is she"

DJ: (after explaining the game, asks the first question)"When was the last time you had sex?"

Sara: (embarrassed) "This morning, before Brian went to work; about eight, I guess."

DJ: "Great, sara; now, how long did it last?"

Sara:"Oh, about 12-15 minutes."

DJ: "Close enough, Sara." (Thinking she wished to protect Brian's manhood.)

DJ: "Now Sara, for your final question and a great trip, where did you have sex?"

Sara: "Oh, Brian, I can't believe you told them that!"

DJ: "Come on, Sara, remember, this is for a great romantic trip for two to Disney World in Orlando!"

Sara: "Okay (hesitating), in the ass!"

The show abruptly went to commercial. I'm not sure whether or not they won the trip.

 

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!

 

That's hilarious! I've seen something like that on TV...the wedding game or some old old gameshow, it was pretty funny.

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

I wonder if next everybody had breakfast at that kitchen table?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jay Li
[B]That's hilarious!

 

oops....they shoulda won the trip just for being so damn funny

 

that's the first time i've actually laughed out loud from reading something online in ages!

 

Hey Purge, I remember that episode as well, I've looked everywhere for a copy, If you ever come across it, please let me know!

 

ROFLMAO