Screw the trip, they probably halted everyone listening to the radio for a second there ... ah Ha Ha Ha ...

 

Did someone post this before? This story sounds strangely familiar. Regardless, still a good story!

Jaykkub

 

I can just see the cars weaving on the freeway if this broadcast was during prime drive time.

 

That's pretty funny. Actually, I thought she was giong to say that she last had sex after Brian left or something.

 

LOL.. Brilliant.

True story. Crown Court, and a guy is being tried for sexually accosting and eventually assaulting a woman who is in the witness box giving her evidence. Despite the best efforts of the judge and both barristers, she steadfastly refuses to repeat in open court, what the man said to her prior to indecently assaulting her, because "It was far too rude" The judge ordered that the woman write the offending words on a piece of paper, which she did. She wrote "I think I'm going to f**k the arse off you" The court usher then handed it to the judge who looked at it, and it was then shown to both barristers at which point the usher handed it to the jury. It was read by each member of the jury in the front, passed to the back row and eventually a male juror passed it to the last member, a woman who was dozing. He nudged her and handed her the note at which she roused and read the note. The judge said "If you've read the note madam please hand it to the court usher" The poor flustered woman stammered and said.. " I'm sorry but it's personal!"

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cedric Tomkinson
[B]LOL.. Brilliant.

 

That's just too funny.