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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 11:56 AM
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Two couples were playing cards. Jack accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jack hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jack went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there? "Jack admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Jack indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and Jack doesn't, Jack should come to her house around 2:00 p.m. on Friday.

Friday came and Jack went to her house at 2:00 p.m. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Jack left. Bill came home about 6:00 p.m. He asked his wife, "Did Jack come by this afternoon? "Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes. "Next Bill asked, "Did Jack give you $100?"

She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100." "Good," Bill says. "Jack came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:07 PM
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:14 PM
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 01:07 PM
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too funny
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 03:19 PM
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 03:27 PM
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Good 1
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 03:34 PM
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 03:56 PM
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Always loved that one
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